this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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