I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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