I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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