Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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