season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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