I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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