they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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