did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
PANTIES FOUND
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