dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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