we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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