And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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