I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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