i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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