I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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