As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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