i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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