Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wrigley field is MILF paradise
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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