Me. At least after what I've been through.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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