Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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