did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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