Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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