no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
