He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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