If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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