Sponge bath it is.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
