no. you can't hotbox the world.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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