how can u be prego again
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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