People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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