Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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