If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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