Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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