if you like me you must not know who I am
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
What a dumb baby whore.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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