Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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