It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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