let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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