and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We're too hungover to prance.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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