She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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