i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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