You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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