with your own penis?
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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