Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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