Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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