why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You brought string cheese to the strip club
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
