We won't sleep together?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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