If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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