I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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