David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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