I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think my vagina is haunted
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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