dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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