I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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